Jennichanga

LULZOPHONE: Soon I will be l337.

2009-03-02T04:44:33Z

...IMAGINE...THE...LULZ...

2009-01-12T19:08:39Z

What the cool weird kids are doing...

2008-06-04T05:03:42Z

A handlebar mustache tattooed on the inner index finger. Quick, painless, and totally discreet, yet it demands lulz.

Not to be confused with the ambivalent face:

Seven weird things about me

2008-01-23T15:30:17Z

Tagged by silveripseity:

1. Michael Jackson is my hero. It would take way too long to explain why, so just take my word for it :)

2. I once had a llama spit directly into my mouth from over 10 ft. away.

3. I think really skinny dudes, or slightly pudgy ones, are way hotter than stereotypical "hot" guys (in general).

4. I refuse to carry even fake versions of designer purses, because I don't want to give off the impression that I actually care about such things.

5. A lot of people think they're procrastinators, but compared to me, they are just normal human beings. I will procrastinate on a work project until it's a month overdue, and will make up various excuses as to why it's not done. Whenever I have completely run out of excuses, I will hyperfocus and get it done in 30 minutes or less, and will usually do a good job and will receive praise for my hard work. As a result, I never learn my lesson :)

6. I have a super cool brain condition called grapheme-color synaesthesia, which means all letters/numbers/words have specific colors that I involuntarily perceive in my brain when I hear or see the words/numbers.

7. I've had several reoccuring dreams that aliens have tried to communicate with me, so a part of me thinks maybe they really are...

:)

I'd tag other people, but I don't really have any friends on here :)

Forever later, I decide to do the same thing I did the last time I posted on LJ...

2007-07-24T19:31:56Z

It's me, Simpson-ized. And look! I'm wearing the same thing I wore in my "doll" picture from last year :)

Create your own Simpsons character: http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html

I feel really retarded for making this.

2006-02-17T04:46:54Z

I was going for that Angelina Jolie-sensuous look.
Oh, and look! My cat Katie is back from the dead :)
Don't forget to go to my REAL blog: blogojenn.blogspot.com
(I didn't put this on there because I just updated it like 5 seconds ago and I don't believe my readers could handle all the postings)

WHO IS JENNY?

2006-02-14T06:01:17Z

You have no idea, because I don't update this, I just use it to comment on other Live Journals. If you want to see my real blog, go here: http://blogojenn.blogspot.com

kthx :)

jenny_and_me @ 2005-12-22T21:56:00

2005-12-23T03:56:51Z

Taylor Hanson eats PEACE CEREAL.

lol.

Pics!

2005-12-23T03:26:05Z

I think a total of three people probably read this journal, so this is probably pointless, but I felt it was time to update. And my non-ISC creative PATH mind pretty much has nothing, so I decided to copy off of Ella the Dreamer and post some of my favorite pictures I've taken with my AMAZING Nikon Coolpix 2100 (yep, 2 WHOLE megapixels!). You might sense sarcasm, but honestly, I think this camera has taken some pretty good pictures. And I will have you know, NONE of the following pictures have been Photoshopped or edited in any way (mainly because I took them all in Owensboro and I don't have any way to edit them on my computer there). So take a look, and I hope you enjoy :)

This is Maggie Mae, my aunt's cat. She was supposed to be my cat,

but I came to senses and realized I have no time or money to have a pet.

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This is a rock my mom threw into a lake by my house.

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Random clover-flower thing, I think. I just liked the up-closeness.

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This was an annoying fly that was driving me insane one night in my house.

I got so fed up that I crippled him, then exploited him.

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Poor birdie.

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I took this one from a boat on the Ohio River.

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Nothing is more beautiful than two beetles 69'ing.

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Sparklers! My friends and I know how to party.

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This one is just insane. I made it bigger so you can see it better. It's a

firely! So he's a little, BRIGHT, but still, it kicks ass.

Okay that's all. Maybe better stuff next time :)

Naps. Suck. Ass.

2005-12-08T04:29:15Z

Once a year, I take a nap. I never plan on it, it just happens. And it's always once a year, and it's always in December. And I HATE when it happens.

Today was my annual nap day. And I'm a raging bitch right now because of it.

People talk about taking "power naps" to refresh themselves??? Fuck that - it takes me at least two days to fully recover from taking a nap. I feel completely worthless and shitty when I awake from my daytime slumber.

At my internship this morning I was suffering from hellacious ovarian aches due to my ovum being unfertilized, so I made the decision to go home and spend the afternoon drinking Swiss Miss and reading in bed. Was I insane? Seriously? Did I not expect to fall asleep?

I wake up, at 6:54 p.m. in my pitch-black room.

"God...damnit," I said out loud. It happened. I took a nap.

So I went through my usual post-nap routine. Sat around feeling sorry for myself because my contacts were sticking to my eyeballs, being pissed because I had morning breath at 7 p.m. and checking my email to realize that day went on without my participation in it.

WORTHLESS P.O.S. is what I am!

Oh, the self-verbal abuse went on and on. Dr. Phil would have had a ball trying to help me control all that inner dialog.

Now I will stay up ridiculously late tonight, and will have to get up ridiculously early to go to work.

Oh, and did you know the word "nap" was derived from the Greek word "napralopolis" which means "the devil's curse"????

Yeah, I made that up.